my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
galacticdad: i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust. And the pillow has eaten my face!
masterwayne-at-221b: saltandtorchit: FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THIS IS SAM WINCHESTER’S REACTION TO BEING TOLD HE’S GOING TO DIE the supernatural fandom needs a lesson in what the word ‘friendly’ means
fartgallery: silhouetteofapocketedindividual: fartgallery: I bet that in the future movies wont even need actors, they’ll just create the characters using computers and stuff animation. thats the thing you described. i need some time to think my thoughts
actionfighter: no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet And definitely make we’re we’re because I’m definitely not trying to say ‘WERE’
Doctor Who Fandom: 50TH ANNIVERSARY! TEN AND ROSE!!!!!
Sherlock Fandom: They.are.filming. I repeat. SOMEWHERE IN LONDON MARTIN FREEMAN AND BENEDICT CUMBERBUDDY ARE IN COSTUME AND FILMING ACTUAL SHERLOCK SCENES
Supernatural fandom: completely lost their shit, I don't even know anymor-MISHAPOCALYPSE
Pixar Fandom: FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY
Percy Jackson Fandom: SEA OF MONSTERRRRRRRSSSS RAWR
Marvel Fandom: DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY MOVIES ARE COMING OUT FOR US THIS YEAR? A SHITTON THAT'S HOW MANY
Harry Potter Fandom: .....okay
Merlin fandom: *quietly sobbing in the corner*
Homestuck Fandom: H̴̴̝̯͙̦ͬ̍̂͆̀ ̸̡̜͈ͦ̉̈́I͈̪̾ͧ́ͪ͌ͭͮ͡ ̶̵̵͇̭̺̮͕̠͚͎͊͐̾͌̔̊ͯA̖̲̱̲̺͉̜͕ͮ̒ͅ ̵͙̙̞̲͂̈́ͧ̒͛̉͑͠T̥͖̪̣̺̬͐ͭ͑̄ͨ͌ͦ ̠̳̖̺̪̥͈̓̉͂̒̃́̇ͧ̚U̅͗̄ͨ͑҉͏͔̦̠̯̭͙̝ ̼̺̙͓̅̾̒ͯ̌̑̍̍ͦͅS̮͚̯̬̻̬͉̗̒ͤ̔̎̾͢
neverendingpages: My whole life story is basically “I read this book in a few hours and the sequel comes out in a year.”
You know you have a tumblr addiction when you go back to face book and think the like buttons on the far right.
the-divergent-demigod: deanfuckingcas: dat-assbutt-tho: way-too-sarcastic: reblogallthenerdythings: As far as I can tell, if something starts with ‘M’, it’s bad news Morgoth Mordred Mount Doom Darth Maul The Master Moriarty Morganna Moffat Mark Gatiss METATRON Mordor The Evil M
The difference between tumblr and real life.
misha-has-a-mangina: mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou: In real life, when people realise you have an obsession with something: On tumblr, EVERYONE has an obsession. So we’re just like: I’m really more of a kind of person
thisonenerdychick: richard-sp8-jr: WHO HERE IS NOT EMOTIONALLY PREPARED FOR THE SEASON FINALE it honestly doesn’t matter what show we’re talking about here
Grades are getting low, the teens are getting...
itsbryceless: xxthesmittenkittenxx: random-crazy-directioners: dont-be-normal-be-crazy: blushmydarling: perffume: graceful-perfection: This needs to get 1 million notes seriously more. seriously MUST reblog this What has this come to? The degradation of society (morality too). I don’t usually reblog anything like this but it is true and needs to be noticed.
dysphorism: paleslut: paleslut: that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon THIS IS NOT THE POST I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR BUT HOW ACCURATE IS THIS
me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:
greekgogurt: i wish i was an iceberg because icebergs dont have to go to school or have crushes on people they just float around destroying things
314eater: Why is abbreviation such a long word? Because it needs an abbreviation
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
tvverkin: typical conversation with kids im not friends with
parkwaydriive: reasons to date me 1: 2: 3: 4: 5: please
gorgeousdarren: when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident No, it should be wonderfully on purpose!
A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since...
therealsourpatchninja: fumetsushinju: dope-ass-cuban: soramora: ass-sexual: sherlock—kun: kcc0: mooooonbear: That’s also why guys have nipples. wow i actually didn’t know that I…what. SCIENCE BIOLOGY! XD How does anyone not already know this? This just made me rethink my life…
This was a photo that Felice Fawn posed on...
foundstrength: fuckyeahletgetsfit: workoutmotherfucker: copequinn: and she uploaded that saying “breakfast ^_^” … Just can’t seem to get it right, can we society? Wow
merriamwebsterdictionary: reasons why winter is better than summer: little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿) the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿) sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/ snow is pretty (´･ω･`) no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* ) everything is dead just the way i...
whisk-ey: If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it is located.
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst